if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
This post fucked me up.
Just admit it this was the most intense scene in your childood
My goal in life is to be like them.
Really it’s the high-five that seals it. That’s rhythm and being in sync with each other.
this is too perfect oh my gawd
I could look at this forever.
Turns out, it wasn’t worth shit.
my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard
The best post I have ever seen.
I think I just peed my pants out of happiness.
This is what pranks need to look like
This makes me really happy
THIS MAKES MY HEART MELT.