&thee story begins
kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote
funfoods:

smoked salmon napoleons

funfoods:

smoked salmon napoleons

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

zoevioletbenson:

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She’s been an evil character in:

That’s So Raven

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Suite Life of Zack and Cody

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Drake and Josh

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and don’t forget, she was that BITCH Gigi from wizards of waverly:

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so she can stay with twisty…

ironarya:

shavingryansprivates:

I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS

well you are gonna just adore my penis

ironarya:

shavingryansprivates:

I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS

well you are gonna just adore my penis

no-place-like-london:

remember when the rock was on hannah montana

no-place-like-london:

remember when the rock was on hannah montana

asolitaryfuck:

deanprincesster:

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology

Get out.

asolitaryfuck:

deanprincesster:

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology

Get out.