Our landlady is so stupid. I cant wait to move out of here
|—||Kanye West (via defianse)|
|—||me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)|
Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it
I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.
"hey beyonce what’s that behind ur ear"
we call this “american mulan” in my home
We call this “Twelfth Night” because it is.
i can’t stop laughing at this dumb shit omfg